The Janet Calendar 2026

PRE-SALE SOLD OUT IN LESS THAN 48 HOURS?!

YA WHAA!… This is NOT your average calendar. It’s 12 months of unfiltered chaos, school run breakdowns.

Limited edition only – once it’s gone, it’s gone

Secret Santa? Sorted.

Mum gift? Sorted.

One for the office wall to offend Karen from HR? Sorted.

Hello lady & genital men xxx Jan here xxx soon it the stat of a knew yeer xxx and I luv noffing Moore that to go in this knew yeers wiv u all. Make shaw to grab my band knew kalender now xxx enaff xxx pls help me gather enaff moni xxx to get a way from my shit family for good xxx cheers Jan xxx see u at checkout xxx

We’ve just RESTOCKED – don’t be the one crying when Jan has no calendar left and you have to enter 2026 without our Jan.

Designed by Banter Bros x Antonio Fedez

Grab yours now before the next batch sells out again